Wednesday, January 06, 2010
Chetan Bhagat is lying, for sure......
Saturday, November 07, 2009
Let not BJP succumb to Reddys'
Sunday, November 01, 2009
Reddy Brothers are doomed to fail, this time...
i) shut their mouths and asses and listen to party high command or
ii) be ready to be dumped in by-elections, if held.
Bastards, they are real spoilsports. It is really going on well with Yeddy. Superb work being done. He is really making things happen. If, by chance, any thing happens to his post, definitely Karnataka is going to show these fucking reddys the right thing to spend their remaining life.
If you want to see any bastard, just look at their photos (reddy brothers of bellary). They are really bastards...
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Kapil Sibal's First Right Step...
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Kudos to Rahul Gandhi...
Rahul, Now I really admire you...
Friday, October 09, 2009
ahahahah, Obama and Specimen Nobel Committee
This must be greatest joke of the century. Only thing good about Nobel prize is the money involved otherwise it has really lost its value.
The Noble Prize Committee needs introspection and must be put in rehabilitation centre, i suppose.
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Flyover Height Display...
The best suited businesses for Flyover Height Display are Automobile Showrooms, Digital Showrooms, Furniture Showrooms. Just think if a commuter sitting at the window could just peep into your showroom and makes up his mind to visit it and also to buy something. This could happen if the businesses come out extremely attractive displays along the height of the flyover.
Hope you got the point which I was trying to make....or observe the business complexes next time you travel by some flyover.
Friday, September 25, 2009
Rahul Mahajan must be gay, logically.......
So, logically if he is into swayamVAR, then he has to select a 'VAR' not 'KANYA'. If he has to select a VAR, then he must definitely a gay and marrying a man on T.V.
This is ridiculous.....
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Jaswant Singh has gone nuts...
Hope he would gain control over himself soon. The sooner, the better.
Monday, August 24, 2009
Gillette Vs Laser Sport
Since last two years, I have been with Gillette and along with it I started using Gillette shaving gel too. Last time, it so happened that my retailer forced me to buy Laser Sport Shaving gel. After using Laser sport, I started feeling, for Gel, Laser sport is a better choice than Gillette. The quantity of gel required to produce same level of foam on face varies with these two brands and laser sport definitely tops over Gillette in this case. Now I have started using Laser sport gel.
My suggestion, so, is that Gillette twin blade with Laser Shaving gel is best combo. Do not buy laser twin blade and gillette gel which is really a very bad combo and other combinations might be just okay.
Another interesting point which I have noticed with this gel is that the transformation that has taken place. It is just like how India transformed from agrarian economy to service economy. It seems the real good transformation of a nation happens in this way: Initially agrarian economy, slowly should move into industrialization and then finally get fixed to service economy. But this was not the case with Indian economy. First we were agrarian economy and then suddenly our GDP is more from service industry. Thus skipping the middle phase i.e. industrialization. This middle state - industrialization is very important because this is the state which fills the income gap. What this has got to do with the shaving gel.
First it used to be solid shaving cream which used to be sold like soap, my grandfather used it. Next it was like paste in a tube, shaving cream used to be in tube and we should squeeze it to apply it. Next suddenly we saw sudden surge in foam type of shaving cream i.e. nothing but spray type. And then now we see shaving gel. I always feel this transformation is somwhere erred. Foam should have come after liquid gel but foam (gas type) has come even before the liquid gel. I sometimes wonder, whether this thought of mine itself is erred or what?. Hope you understood my point or logic or reasoning or rationale.
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Flow Chart in Mac OS
Friday, August 14, 2009
Google and Google Caffeine
I really did not first understand what URL should be used to get Caffeine and second thing is that whether it is 'Caffeine or Caffiene' and thought must have used this word in some SPELL-BEE competitions.
Nothing interesting about caffeine to write about. Hope this will pick up as the days pass by and also may be more meaningful and useful search engine.
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Zhan Lue - Beware
Yes, we do have caste culture but try dear or dream dear breaking India then you will understand how this caste culture melts down. Thank god!! we do not have communist party like fucking yours, forcing media and people to not to express opinion.
My advise to Indian politician and stratic thinkers is that, please do not restrain the writers to write against China. Please do not suppress the writers to express their opinion about China. Those fuckers otherwise will take it for granted. Please write very strong article in English as well as Chinese (so that they should understand what is written, bloody born from same father because they all look alike). Write and send strong signal and let them shiver this time. It is time now to make Chinese shiver. No more Pakistan. Pakistan can be handled at one shot. Chinese will be better treat and catch. Watch out China!! This time we come..
Try these links if you want published articles on this
http://www.rediff.com/news/2009/aug/10china-should-break-up-india-suggests-chinese-strategist.htm
This is Rediff's link.
http://www.expressbuzz.com/edition/story.aspx?Title=India+conveys+unhappiness+over+Chinese+article&artid=ys01mmVSoSs=&SectionID=b7ziAYMenjw=&MainSectionID=b7ziAYMenjw=&SectionName=pWehHe7IsSU=&SEO=
This is Indian Express Entry.
Monday, August 03, 2009
Socialist or Capitalist?
Friday, July 31, 2009
Filing of Income Tax Returns
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Chor Bazaari...
You can download here:
http://www.papuyar.com/music/category/view/4979/love-aaj-kal-(2009)
Friday, July 17, 2009
Congress has got it right this one time
I feel, now, with this portfolio (hoping that it wouldn't change) will really make comeback of BJP even more difficult. It will be damn difficult for BJP to compete with this particular set-up.
Thursday, May 07, 2009
Sunday, May 03, 2009
Next Big thing - ZooZoo
Just click on this link for more details: Click Here
Will try to give Youtube video links. It seems there are 30 such commercials. We are eagerly waiting for the next 15 to see on air guys. BINGOoooooooooo!!!
YOU CAN WATCH OTHERS AFTER U FINISH WATCHING THESE...U GET TO SEE OTHER VIDEOS IN THE STRIP AT LAST...
If you want to watch the making of ZooZoo: Click Here
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Hopeless Rules of T20
This is a perfect case of sporty flaw. I think even D/L method lacks this consideration of wickets in hand for the second player. I think it should reduce the number of wickets using some calculation matching the situation. Look at the situation like this
Situation I: 30 runs in 25 balls with 10 wickets in hand would make any asshole finish off without any trouble in few minutes
Situation II: 30 runs in 25 balls with reduced number of wickets to 2 or 3 would make the situation tight for the team playing second and fair for the bowlers. In this situation naturally team playing second will have to think twice before hitting sixes and there are chances for the bowling team to win also.
But in the first case or situation, first team can never win....and that is the difference.
Thursday, April 09, 2009
Zardari is right!
Congress would be first party to take legal action against you followed by other, as usual, assholes like Lalu and others. Coming back to original point, Zardari is saying that Indians were involved must be true. Any asshole who has the brains can use simple logic that how the hell could they store ammunition which could be sustained for continuous two days that too in a well-known Taj hotel. We cannot be stupid to not accept what Zardari is saying. I fully support him and I think, like me, many others would also support his simple basic logic. It was nicely explained by Thomas L Friedman in his book "The World is Flat" where in he says that no single Indian muslim is involved in any terrorist activity" but further adds to it that "till now (when the book was published) no Indian muslim is involved in any terrorist activity but cannot be said what is in store for the future meaning maybe in future Indian muslim can get involved in terrorist activity". Maybe Thomas L Friedman had forgotten about Mumbai blasts carried out by Dawood Ibrahim - another mother fucker hiding in Pakistan.
Monday, April 06, 2009
Nostradamus does it again
Yesterday's article in The New Indian Express by Francois Gautier is one such article though interesting, thought of having it posted in my blog - Nostradamus sees saffron!
"Michel de Nostre-Dame, better known as Nostradamus (1503-1566), was a famous French astrologer whose predictions, which included the assassination of John Fitzgerald Kennedy, have proved infallibly accurate.Last month, unpublished manuscripts of Nostradamus have been discovered (and authenticated) in an old trunk in the French city of Lyon.Curiously, there are two full pages, which deal at length with India, particularly with the Bharatiya Janata Party and the forthcoming elections.We are giving here the first words in Latin, the language which he used, along with a rough translation in English.“Politicus Bharatus Janatus Indicus veni grandus est para Indus cognisant Indica tum est… ” The BJP will represent the aspirations of the Hindus, the overwhelming majority of India.He goes on to explain who are the Hindus: “Indus terrum nostrum grandus homo manus onum unus familium planetum est. Indicus pax pacis terra est ferrum tempus…” They will be the most tolerant people, even in the Age of Iron, because they will still accept that God may manifest Himself at different times under different names, using different scriptures. Hence all persecuted people throughout the ages, will always found refuge in India, where they will practice their religion in peace.Then Nostradamus makes his first prediction: “Indus cursum est trahisum nostrum est… Politicum Bharatus Indicus trahisum est…” But the curse of the Hindus will always be disunity and they will betray each other to the enemy again and again. One day, some of the highest bearers of the BJP party will not even say hello to each other.Next, another prophecy: “Politicus Bharatus Janatus Indicus tri pillarus est, Vajpayum, Advanum et Murlum Joshum Kashmirum drapus levus. Vajpayum maladum est…” The BJP will have three pillars: AB Vajpayee, LK Advani and Murli Manohar Joshi. As eventually, Vajpayee will no longer have an active life, Advani will become the leader. MM Joshi, who hoisted the Indian flag in Srinagar, will be his number two.He goes on: Narendrum Modum supremus chefum, ironus manus est et economicum grandum est…” Narendra Modi in between will raise himself as a national figure, not only because he is an iron man, but also because he has made of his state a model of economic efficiency.Then comes another forecast, which Nostradamus may have got wrong: “Duo millenum novo, Jesus Christum postum, Advanum racontum narrates est Joshum grandus princeps est et Modum dux ducis rector est, sixtum legatus est…” In 2009 AD, Advani will announce that if his party is elected, MM Joshi will be made External Affairs Minister and Narendra Modi, Home Minister. Then the party will gain an extra 50 seats.Nostradamus is not done. It goes on: “Politicus Bharatus Janatus Indicus prnonuncio Ramum templum et Christanium consto est et gurum defendo est, kashmirum macto est…” The BJP will also make it known that it will build the Ram Mandir, protect temples, stop conversions and keep Kashmir for India.Michel has also some forecast about foreign policy: Chinum pugna est, Tibetum sanctum est, proctectiorum, amen ; pakistanus attakum est et ereptor latrunculus iugolo, caido.The BJP will reaffirm its commitment to eastern states (he probably meant Arunachal Pradesh), stand-up to China’s bullying, and support Tibet to counteract Beijing which is propping-up Maoist Nepal. It will swiftly punish Pakistan next time it attacks India by proxy.However, added Senor Nostradamus: “Politicus Bharatus Janatus Indicus comes, comitus amicus desertus est congressus victis .” The allies of the BJP will be deserting the boat as they think (the Congress) will win. But if the BJP stands true to the aspirations of its Hindu voters, it can come on its own at the Center.Why? “Independantum Blancum copium est; necessarus changum indianus cumum facus est”… As India has heavily borrowed from the White Man (British?) at Independence, it will become necessary to “Indianise” the nation so that it may manifest again its true unique soul.What is it? “Lex legis mutation, presidentum auctorita dato est, confuto desisto lex legis…” Introduce a common civil code, repeal false laws (article 370?), reform the Judiciary, change to a Parliamentary system, which will give true powers to the President who can nominate a Prime Minister from the majority.Nostradamus goes on to explain why these changes are important: “Congressus niveus domina regnus, Indicus forcus inmicus est. Maurus, Christianus presentum est.” Under the reign of the White lady (Sonia Gandhi?) forces inimical to India have crept in. Madrasas have sprung up everywhere and so have churches that are converting by the thousands, Hindus gurus are jailed and mocked at… As for the foreign diplomatic corps, Nostradamus has this prediction: “Fransiscus ambassadorus, Jeromus Bonnafus, negatum Indus massacrum Sabartinum et supportus Maurus genocidus et accusum Politicum Bharatus Indicus ”.French ambassador Jerome Bonnafont will deny the burning of the Hindus in the Sabarmati Express and accuse the BJP of being fascists.Finally, Nostradamus’ ultimate prophecy: “Aurobindus Ghosus Matre Indica realisum est, Indianum Agus ancientus mortum non est...” Under the BJP’s leadership, Indians will worship again their country as Mother India and Sri Aurobindo’s words will echo: “India of the ages is not dead nor has She spoken Her last creative word. And that which She must seek now to awake, is not an anglicized oriental people, doomed to repeat the cycle of the Occident’s success and failure, but still the ancient immemorial Shakti recovering Her deepest self ”.
I really do not understand why such articles are written. Though I'm supporter of BJP, yet I don't support unauthentic articles. But if it has been printed in The New Indian Express which upholds its integrity then it must have done it with some sort of research into the article. Anyway, quite an interesting article.
What interested me, though I felt it is a bullshit article, is one point in that which always lingered in my mind - Why the hell BJP is in dilemma about whether to go ahead with Hindutva development agenda or not? I'm really sure if it does, then it can form a governement with its own numbers. Problem comes when it has half interest in Hindu form of development. But when I say Hindu form of development, it should definitely not be against any religion or people of any other religion. It should be inclusive growth and never an exclusive one..
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Hopeless CNN-IBN's Website...
As soon as you open the website, pop-ups cover your main news headlines and also the main content of the website and suppose if you want to close that pop-up and by mistake if you slightly miss your click then be sure to be taken to that particular ad's homepage leaving CNN's website and then you have to come back to CNN's website. Now they have started a more irritating thing called SLIDING page, where the main page starts sliding downwards while the main ad is displayed above. We the fucking readers have to scroll down or else helplessly read the news before it moves below the screen.
Today, I have decided to fuck the website by taking it off my toolbar where I had placed it so that I could easily visit the site. Though I have made the visit to the site easy, website has literally let down as a reader. I think from today onwards I will not be hearing any news from CNN as I'm taking it off my toolbar and due to some problem our cable connection doesn't provide CNN news channel. So, I'm off this fucking news channel. I am virtually writing an epitaph for this news website. Thus I have successfully removed/fucked it up...
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Congress eyes Nitish Kumar..
Look at what this fucker Veerappa Moily says "“Nitish Kumar is proving his secular credentials. Varun Gandhi is communal and must be prosecuted. The arms of law are not so short that they cannot take action. Varun is being used as a guinea pig to poison the elections. No one who is interested in India's unity will tolerate this. Nitish Kumar is just adhering to a kind of national ethos,”.
What interested me is the way the Congress Party gives secular certificate to a person or a party. Even if you casually read the above para it is very obvious that Congress party has given a secular certificate to Nitish Kumar just because Nitish Kumar condemned Varun Gandhi. It means that anybody who condemns Varun Gandhi on his recent remarks would be eligible to be called secular. It means that suppose BJP condemns Varun Gandhi tommorrow in front of the media, then is this fucking congress party or Veerappa Moily ready to call BJP secular?. Now if you say that Congress would definitely give fucking other reasons for not calling BJP secular then it becomes quite evident that Congress is more opportunist than any other fucking party.
Now it means that our great Dr.Manmohan Singh who has called Advani as an opportunist definitely needs some introspection to be done. Who the fuck is an opportunist? A party which is ready to tie-up with anyone for the fucking Delhi gaddi or the party which is getting fucked and screwed by every other small party in the name of secularism and communalism. Who the fuck decides who is communal and who is secular?
Saturday, February 21, 2009
You are really in trouble, Mr.Sajid Khan!
My question is why the hell the award functions like this cannot really be serious about the way they conduct it. What the fuck they think about the TV viewers. Going by what the fucker Sajid Khan said that he does such stupid monkey acts just to make viewers eyeball stick to Star T.V. continuously to watch the award function. What a fuckingly wrong notion he has? I don't think any of the viewers really enjoy the way their heroes, actors are mocked at so lightly!! Why the fuck Sajid Khan, Farah Khan, Saif Ali Khan and the big fucker Shah rukh khan they don't understand that even a slightest mockery at any of the actors present on the awards night is nothing less than making a mockery at all of their fans watching the show. Naturally fans are hurt even by slightest insult that is being carried out on their respective idols. What I mean is that even if some one, unknowingly also, makes some unnecessary comment on Aamir, I just switch over to some other Channel. I just cannot fuck watch such event which says anything negative about my hero. This is the feeling with many of serious fans. So, I would like to tell the fucker Mr.Sajid Khan that whatever fuckable mischief you do on the podium without giving proper respect to the actors, just like what Mr.Ashutosh Gowariker said, please you fucker don't say that you are doing it for the audience. You do mistakes and say that audience is greater that any fucker Sajid Khan or Asutosh. Yes everybody knows that but do not use it as an excuse for covering up your fucking silly acts.
And your fucking sister Farah Khan shouts at Asutosh that if it had been Oscars, he could have been thrown out of the function hall. I want to tell both of you that if it had been Oscars, it could just not have happened in the first place because they conduct themselves in very much dignified manner without causing any insult to any of the great actors present there.
You fuckers should be careful at least now before you carry out such nasty tasteless acts. I just pity Shreyas Talpade for joining this hopeless Khans' club. He should have joined the other Khan Club which is more sensible.
