Chetan Bhagat is lying, for sure......

I happened to luckily get time to watch '3 idiots' yesterday. Usually i fall into that category of Aamir fans' who watch his movie 'first day first show' but since last two movies it has not been possible just because of overload that we face during semester end and unluckily semester ends during the same time of his movie releases i.e. end of december.

I was waiting to watch this movie to decide who is right? - Chetan Bhagat or Hirani. I feel Hirani is right in saying that movie is only 5 - 10% of the book. We should give credit to Abhijat rather than to Chetan Bhagat. In fact, Chetan should be giving credit and should be grateful to Abhijat for making / scripting his book in such a fantastic manner.

Aamir is right in saying that Abhijat should definitely get credit. And the best part is that nowhere and not even once Abhijat has opened his mouth seeking publicity. That is the best thing to do, as you automatically get recognition for displaying high professionalism.

Wonderful movie keeping Hirani's flair in directing such movies. It is no less than other two munnabhai series. It is equally good or even better than previous two.

I think Sharman, Madhavan, Boman Irani, Kareena Kapoor, Chatur Ramalingam as well, should get equal credits for their wonderful performances. I just loved Chatur's character and Sharman's role. Both are highly talented actors. Especially Sharman in few of the scenes allotted to him. He is just superb. His 'Baba Rancho' dialogue and 'Induction Motor' dialogues are the best. Of course, this induction motor joke is quite common in all the engineering colleges but the way it is delivered in the movie by Sharman is what is to be appreciated.

Totally, i would rate it 5/5. These asshole critics are totally biased as they might have been not treated properly by the team during previews.

Do not believe in critics who write for some TV news channel or paper. These are real assholes.

Go, watch and enjoy.

Let not BJP succumb to Reddys'

Let me hope that BJP will not do the mistake of compromising on their party values for the sake of hopeless reddys' and their hopeless chelas. People are so angry this time that i'm sure that they would however not vote these 60+ MLAs' to power but also they wouldn't dare to give BJP another chance. JD(S) would definitely emerge winner as Congress seems to be hopeless in Karnataka. Since everyone knows that Kumaraswamy had given a better administration during his two year stint, definitely people will vote him to power but never vote JD(S) to power if it announces some other Gowda brothers as chief ministerial candidate. I am hoping elections are round the corner in Karnataka and Reddy brothers will flop this time.

I am planning to contest against reddy brothers this time in Bellary and am sure i have higher chances of winning than those fucking reddy brothers...(just to motivate others to contest elections against reddys' in Bellary as chances of winning are high).

Reddy Brothers are doomed to fail, this time...

All bad things must, should and will have an end. This is it for Reddy brothers. Assholes, they are; they think every time their fucking, stinking money will save them. This time it is going to doom them like never before. They have two options,

i) shut their mouths and asses and listen to party high command or
ii) be ready to be dumped in by-elections, if held.

Bastards, they are real spoilsports. It is really going on well with Yeddy. Superb work being done. He is really making things happen. If, by chance, any thing happens to his post, definitely Karnataka is going to show these fucking reddys the right thing to spend their remaining life.

If you want to see any bastard, just look at their photos (reddy brothers of bellary). They are really bastards...

Kapil Sibal's First Right Step...

As expected the current portfolio of ministers (earlier mentioned in my blog) is doing superb jobs except few of them who still are wandering like dogs (wagging their tails) on Soniaji's lawns.

A K Antony is making right noises so is Jairam Ramesh and now Kapil Sibal. Superb work, in deed. I had expected this move from some education minister and Kapil Sibal has done it. It was one of my thoughts that 12th class results must be considered for IIT admissions and now it is becoming reality. Nice if it happens to even IIM admissions. Now it becomes even more better. Students joining these institutions will be much more refined now since it doesn't consider the things only taught by coaching institutions but also by the faculty in schools. Great thought and move!!! Wonderful....I'm excited and am waiting for his next move. Another move by Kapil Sabil is allowing IIMs to set-up shop in foreign countries. Days are becoming better for UPA and worser for NDA..Now I can understand the power of development. It is great to think that because of these good developmental work being carried out by UPA ministers, i have slowly started leaning towards Congress party but of course, not completely. We have still four more years to decide before we exercise our next vote.

Kudos to Rahul Gandhi...

Yes, for the first time I agree in my blog that Rahul Gandhi has matured now. He is talking sense in media. He beats Varun in handling the media and giving them the matured answers. I agree in the context of his statement on Pakistan made in his visit to Shimla. In fact, I had expected this statement to be made from someone in BJP. But it looks like BJP has really run out of good ideas. What a statement he has made on Pakistan "We are giving too much of importance to Pakistan while it deserves not even a half of that". And look at his tantrum at BJPs oldies - "I do not have even a single second to waste on Jinnah - a outdated topic". How true? The time has come for BJP to introspect on such wasteful issues which do not have any meaning now.

Rahul, Now I really admire you...

ahahahah, Obama and Specimen Nobel Committee

Look, who is having the last laugh?. I think Nobel Peace Prize committee has become a object and subject of comedy. They have definitely have gone nuts. Now I can understand why Gandhi didn't Nobel prize and thank god that he didn't get one.

This must be greatest joke of the century. Only thing good about Nobel prize is the money involved otherwise it has really lost its value.

The Noble Prize Committee needs introspection and must be put in rehabilitation centre, i suppose.

Flyover Height Display...

I was wondering if there is any term in marketing subject which connects to the subject title mentioned 'FLYOVER HEIGHT DISPLAY'. The concept which I mean is that if you observe carefully the businesses that are on the street in front of which a new flyover is constructed, gradually change the structure of the building in which it is housed to match with the flyover height in order to get maximum visibility among the public travelling by that flyover.

The best suited businesses for Flyover Height Display are Automobile Showrooms, Digital Showrooms, Furniture Showrooms. Just think if a commuter sitting at the window could just peep into your showroom and makes up his mind to visit it and also to buy something. This could happen if the businesses come out extremely attractive displays along the height of the flyover.

Hope you got the point which I was trying to make....or observe the business complexes next time you travel by some flyover.

Rahul Mahajan must be gay, logically.......

Logically speaking, if Rahul Mahajan wants to ape in the next Swayamvar series after Rakhi Sawant's debacle, then definitely Rahul Mahajan must be marrying a gay. Because Swayam-var is for ladies, when they think of selecting 'VAR' on their own 'SWAYAM'. So, as per media reports Rahul is also trying to get married in the next series of swayamVAR not swayamKANYA.

So, logically if he is into swayamVAR, then he has to select a 'VAR' not 'KANYA'. If he has to select a VAR, then he must definitely a gay and marrying a man on T.V.

This is ridiculous.....

Jaswant Singh has gone nuts...

Initially I felt bad when Jaswant Singh was sacked from BJP. I think he has gone over board now after giving an interview in Pak blaming Nehru for partition. He seems to have gone nuts. He should immediately comeback and I strongly feel that SC should stay ban on his book and the book should not sell at all. That must be really a crap written by him. Saying good about Jinnah is ok but at the same time he should control his tongue on Nehru.

Hope he would gain control over himself soon. The sooner, the better.

Gillette Vs Laser Sport

I initially used to shave using a normal blade and after marriage when my in-laws presented me a shaving kit too along with many other things I tried, for the first time, Gillette shaving blade and just happen to fall in love with it. It is perfect twin blade. So smooth that you can shave without getting hurt even without yourself looking it into mirror. It is not the case with normal blade where a mirror is a must, any slight variation you have bruised yourself for sure.

Since last two years, I have been with Gillette and along with it I started using Gillette shaving gel too. Last time, it so happened that my retailer forced me to buy Laser Sport Shaving gel. After using Laser sport, I started feeling, for Gel, Laser sport is a better choice than Gillette. The quantity of gel required to produce same level of foam on face varies with these two brands and laser sport definitely tops over Gillette in this case. Now I have started using Laser sport gel.

My suggestion, so, is that Gillette twin blade with Laser Shaving gel is best combo. Do not buy laser twin blade and gillette gel which is really a very bad combo and other combinations might be just okay.

Another interesting point which I have noticed with this gel is that the transformation that has taken place. It is just like how India transformed from agrarian economy to service economy. It seems the real good transformation of a nation happens in this way: Initially agrarian economy, slowly should move into industrialization and then finally get fixed to service economy. But this was not the case with Indian economy. First we were agrarian economy and then suddenly our GDP is more from service industry. Thus skipping the middle phase i.e. industrialization. This middle state - industrialization is very important because this is the state which fills the income gap. What this has got to do with the shaving gel.

First it used to be solid shaving cream which used to be sold like soap, my grandfather used it. Next it was like paste in a tube, shaving cream used to be in tube and we should squeeze it to apply it. Next suddenly we saw sudden surge in foam type of shaving cream i.e. nothing but spray type. And then now we see shaving gel. I always feel this transformation is somwhere erred. Foam should have come after liquid gel but foam (gas type) has come even before the liquid gel. I sometimes wonder, whether this thought of mine itself is erred or what?. Hope you understood my point or logic or reasoning or rationale.

Flow Chart in Mac OS

I'm one big fan of Macbook. But what irritates me while using Mac OS is flow charts and the no 'freeze' option. I really do not know hot to draw flowcharts in Mac. Options are too limited unlike Windows. I tried googling to get free downloadable flowchart software but couldn't find a proper one. I'm currently downloading few, if something good comes up, i'll post the link here for the fellows-in-same-trouble.

Google and Google Caffeine

I really couldn't find any difference between Google search engine and it seems, the newly released search engine which they have named it as 'Google Caffeine'.

I really did not first understand what URL should be used to get Caffeine and second thing is that whether it is 'Caffeine or Caffiene' and thought must have used this word in some SPELL-BEE competitions.

Nothing interesting about caffeine to write about. Hope this will pick up as the days pass by and also may be more meaningful and useful search engine.

Zhan Lue - Beware

Zhan Lue, the mother fucker, the so called strategist from China is really making puerile statements. The joker is thinking that the world and India in particular are still in their 60s. Wake up Lue or you will make to eat your own loo. Yes, we do agree and we never shy saying that we lost war against you previously and don't think our acceptance of losing war means we would sit watching you people breaking India into 30-40 countries. Dear, let me tell you, that please read Indian history before writing shitty articles. You must be real mother fucker. Many mother fuckers like you previously came, conquered, ruled and did try to break it up, just the way you thought. Please give me proof that it was broken rather we glued more stronger, rose many times like phoenix. Bastard, dare to write the article in English, you bloody ching chu pok. You chinese better handle your Uighur first rather than complaining about caste culture.

Yes, we do have caste culture but try dear or dream dear breaking India then you will understand how this caste culture melts down. Thank god!! we do not have communist party like fucking yours, forcing media and people to not to express opinion.

My advise to Indian politician and stratic thinkers is that, please do not restrain the writers to write against China. Please do not suppress the writers to express their opinion about China. Those fuckers otherwise will take it for granted. Please write very strong article in English as well as Chinese (so that they should understand what is written, bloody born from same father because they all look alike). Write and send strong signal and let them shiver this time. It is time now to make Chinese shiver. No more Pakistan. Pakistan can be handled at one shot. Chinese will be better treat and catch. Watch out China!! This time we come..


Try these links if you want published articles on this

http://www.rediff.com/news/2009/aug/10china-should-break-up-india-suggests-chinese-strategist.htm

This is Rediff's link.

http://www.expressbuzz.com/edition/story.aspx?Title=India+conveys+unhappiness+over+Chinese+article&artid=ys01mmVSoSs=&SectionID=b7ziAYMenjw=&MainSectionID=b7ziAYMenjw=&SectionName=pWehHe7IsSU=&SEO=

This is Indian Express Entry.

Socialist or Capitalist?

Yesterday I was watching a video in a website http://dieoff.org/index.html. I happened to, in fact, trespass this website while I was searching articles related to my PhD topic. In fact, the author has written much about the topic of my interest. It is basically about earth's carrying capacity. Author has written in detail about this concept but has videos too along with the material. When I watched these videos, it was very clear (and even the website suggests so) that the author is a socialist. Now this puts me into dilemma, my nature lean towards capitalism. I am against people (non-sense people) who simply shout slogans against capitalism.

But this video made sense to me. Of course, it doesn't mean that I totally agree with him. The point I'm trying to make is that I strongly feel any person cannot be totally capitalist neither socialist. We have to trade-off between these two. And I call my breed SOCIO-CAPITALISTS.

This means that we are having capitalists thinking but we do think of environmental aspects too at the same time. So, we are not totally capitalists, in a sense, we do care for environmental issues, we do care for energy issues. In simple words, capitalism with values.

Filing of Income Tax Returns

Today is that last day to file the returns. Hope you know that. My advise to first timers is "Don't Panic". It is easy. It was my first time yesterday. I finished filing it within 3 hours or so. It is so easy that next time I could do it within an hour. I should be thankful to my colleague and Principal who is finance faculty who informed me yesterday that July 31 is the last day for filing and he would do it for me for Rs.400. That was bit disgusting though, it was inspiring enough for me to file on my own.

Let me tell you there is provision of "self assessment" and there is lot of advantage attached to it. It seems that even if you commit some mistakes while filing on your own Tax department forgives you because you are doing it on your own. So, no need to worry at all. Not to panic that you would commit mistake while filling the form. Just go ahead, do it yourself if your income source is not of multiple types. If you are salaried person earning less than 10 lakhs per annum, it must be easy, I suppose.

As soon as my colleague asked me Rs.400, I thought of doing it myself though this was the first time I was filing my returns. Let me explain what to do. Just visit this website http://www.incometaxindia.gov.in/download_all.asp.

Download form ITR -1, Do not panic seeing the details asked for. It is very easy in fact.

Hope you have your form 16. If you see that link properly, there is "Instruction" link too. Use that or else you can ask any of your colleagues copy if he has filed. Previous years is also enough. Just fill the form. Attach a copy of form 16. Attach copies of all your savings. Walk in to income tax department with two sets. One they will keep with them and another acts as acknowledgment copy. They will put the seal and return your copy. Just walk out. It hardly takes 10 minutes once you walk in to the department. Usually there won't be a long queue because auditors will send in batches. And the person handling that just puts a seal and returns, that's it. It is not at all complicated.

You know what I gained by doing it on my own yesterday. Apart from saving Rs.400, immense satisfaction level as I walked out of the office after receiving my copy. Hope you give it a try. I know "YOU CAN".

Chor Bazaari...

I think this song from Love Aaj Kal rocks. This song definitely is going to win many awards with its sweetness not only with its lyrics but wonderful music. Music by Pritam and Sung by Neeraj Shridhar and Sunidhi Chauhan has to be appreciated in this song.

You can download here:

http://www.papuyar.com/music/category/view/4979/love-aaj-kal-(2009)

Congress has got it right this one time

I hardly praise Congress but this time let me shy not praising them for getting the portfolio right. They have got it right this time. Happy to see Kapil Sibal occupying the seat which was throned by an owl previously. This one was really a major and good change. Sibal is definitely THE BEST choice and RIGHT choice for HRD Ministry. S M Krishna, another asshole though, rightly deserves the External Affair Ministry. Only portfolio which is not satisfying one is that of PCs. I feel he is unfit to be Home Minister. It should have been given to some toughie though we find very few toughies in Congress party.

I feel, now, with this portfolio (hoping that it wouldn't change) will really make comeback of BJP even more difficult. It will be damn difficult for BJP to compete with this particular set-up.

Women Cricketers want their own IPL

Will men be cheerleaders in that?

Next Big thing - ZooZoo

I think you already know ZooZoo. Wonderful conceptualization by Ogilvy and Mather for Vodafone. It was long time since we got see wonderful ads. I think Fevicol and Saint Gobain were the last beautiful things which we had seen. Now its ZooZoos. Great work by Rajiv Rao and Nirvana Films - long way to go dear..

Just click on this link for more details: Click Here

Will try to give Youtube video links. It seems there are 30 such commercials. We are eagerly waiting for the next 15 to see on air guys. BINGOoooooooooo!!!




YOU CAN WATCH OTHERS AFTER U FINISH WATCHING THESE...U GET TO SEE OTHER VIDEOS IN THE STRIP AT LAST...


If you want to watch the making of ZooZoo: Click Here

Hopeless Rules of T20

Look at the Delhi Dardevils Vs Punjab Lions match today. Merciless rain god has again forced the decision makers to come to conclusion to set the target of 30 runs in 25 balls for Daredevils. Now any asshole would reach this target given 10 wickets in hand.

This is a perfect case of sporty flaw. I think even D/L method lacks this consideration of wickets in hand for the second player. I think it should reduce the number of wickets using some calculation matching the situation. Look at the situation like this

Situation I: 30 runs in 25 balls with 10 wickets in hand would make any asshole finish off without any trouble in few minutes

Situation II: 30 runs in 25 balls with reduced number of wickets to 2 or 3 would make the situation tight for the team playing second and fair for the bowlers. In this situation naturally team playing second will have to think twice before hitting sixes and there are chances for the bowling team to win also.

But in the first case or situation, first team can never win....and that is the difference.

Zardari is right!

Whatever Zardari is saying now is right. Only thing is that it is the first time that someone from Pakistan is saying it openly. This issue was already pointed out by L K Advani in the last session. This is same point which is lingering almost in everybody's mind but everyone is keeping quiet for the implications aftermath. If suppose some leader comes out saying that 26/11 was supported by Indians within India, then it has serious consequences as the allegation means it directly points towards muslims. Blaming Hindus is not a blasphemy in India, any asshole like Karunanidhi can say anything on Rama and still be happy facing the camera with pride for what he says on Rama, does he dare to say the same thing about Allah or Jesus Christ, definitely not since that fucker is not born to his father in simple words he doesn't have guts in his ass to do so; or for that matter M F Hussein can very well paint hindu godess naked and still go scott-free as media and socialists like Mahesh Bhatt, Arundhati Roy (badly eyeing Nobel Peace Prize) support them in the name of freedom of speech and freedom of expression. But when someone uses freedom of speech and freedom of expression against Muslims it is definitely going to be blasphemy.

Congress would be first party to take legal action against you followed by other, as usual, assholes like Lalu and others. Coming back to original point, Zardari is saying that Indians were involved must be true. Any asshole who has the brains can use simple logic that how the hell could they store ammunition which could be sustained for continuous two days that too in a well-known Taj hotel. We cannot be stupid to not accept what Zardari is saying. I fully support him and I think, like me, many others would also support his simple basic logic. It was nicely explained by Thomas L Friedman in his book "The World is Flat" where in he says that no single Indian muslim is involved in any terrorist activity" but further adds to it that "till now (when the book was published) no Indian muslim is involved in any terrorist activity but cannot be said what is in store for the future meaning maybe in future Indian muslim can get involved in terrorist activity". Maybe Thomas L Friedman had forgotten about Mumbai blasts carried out by Dawood Ibrahim - another mother fucker hiding in Pakistan.

Nostradamus does it again

My friend Sharath, employee of an NGO called MAYA in Bangalore, is right when he says "Have you observed? Nostradamus always predicts only after an event has occurred". Ain't he right?.
Yesterday's article in The New Indian Express by Francois Gautier is one such article though interesting, thought of having it posted in my blog - Nostradamus sees saffron!

"Michel de Nostre-Dame, better known as Nostradamus (1503-1566), was a famous French astrologer whose predictions, which included the assassination of John Fitzgerald Kennedy, have proved infallibly accurate.Last month, unpublished manuscripts of Nostradamus have been discovered (and authenticated) in an old trunk in the French city of Lyon.Curiously, there are two full pages, which deal at length with India, particularly with the Bharatiya Janata Party and the forthcoming elections.We are giving here the first words in Latin, the language which he used, along with a rough translation in English.“Politicus Bharatus Janatus Indicus veni grandus est para Indus cognisant Indica tum est… ” The BJP will represent the aspirations of the Hindus, the overwhelming majority of India.He goes on to explain who are the Hindus: “Indus terrum nostrum grandus homo manus onum unus familium planetum est. Indicus pax pacis terra est ferrum tempus…” They will be the most tolerant people, even in the Age of Iron, because they will still accept that God may manifest Himself at different times under different names, using different scriptures. Hence all persecuted people throughout the ages, will always found refuge in India, where they will practice their religion in peace.Then Nostradamus makes his first prediction: “Indus cursum est trahisum nostrum est… Politicum Bharatus Indicus trahisum est…” But the curse of the Hindus will always be disunity and they will betray each other to the enemy again and again. One day, some of the highest bearers of the BJP party will not even say hello to each other.Next, another prophecy: “Politicus Bharatus Janatus Indicus tri pillarus est, Vajpayum, Advanum et Murlum Joshum Kashmirum drapus levus. Vajpayum maladum est…” The BJP will have three pillars: AB Vajpayee, LK Advani and Murli Manohar Joshi. As eventually, Vajpayee will no longer have an active life, Advani will become the leader. MM Joshi, who hoisted the Indian flag in Srinagar, will be his number two.He goes on: Narendrum Modum supremus chefum, ironus manus est et economicum grandum est…” Narendra Modi in between will raise himself as a national figure, not only because he is an iron man, but also because he has made of his state a model of economic efficiency.Then comes another forecast, which Nostradamus may have got wrong: “Duo millenum novo, Jesus Christum postum, Advanum racontum narrates est Joshum grandus princeps est et Modum dux ducis rector est, sixtum legatus est…” In 2009 AD, Advani will announce that if his party is elected, MM Joshi will be made External Affairs Minister and Narendra Modi, Home Minister. Then the party will gain an extra 50 seats.Nostradamus is not done. It goes on: “Politicus Bharatus Janatus Indicus prnonuncio Ramum templum et Christanium consto est et gurum defendo est, kashmirum macto est…” The BJP will also make it known that it will build the Ram Mandir, protect temples, stop conversions and keep Kashmir for India.Michel has also some forecast about foreign policy: Chinum pugna est, Tibetum sanctum est, proctectiorum, amen ; pakistanus attakum est et ereptor latrunculus iugolo, caido.The BJP will reaffirm its commitment to eastern states (he probably meant Arunachal Pradesh), stand-up to China’s bullying, and support Tibet to counteract Beijing which is propping-up Maoist Nepal. It will swiftly punish Pakistan next time it attacks India by proxy.However, added Senor Nostradamus: “Politicus Bharatus Janatus Indicus comes, comitus amicus desertus est congressus victis .” The allies of the BJP will be deserting the boat as they think (the Congress) will win. But if the BJP stands true to the aspirations of its Hindu voters, it can come on its own at the Center.Why? “Independantum Blancum copium est; necessarus changum indianus cumum facus est”… As India has heavily borrowed from the White Man (British?) at Independence, it will become necessary to “Indianise” the nation so that it may manifest again its true unique soul.What is it? “Lex legis mutation, presidentum auctorita dato est, confuto desisto lex legis…” Introduce a common civil code, repeal false laws (article 370?), reform the Judiciary, change to a Parliamentary system, which will give true powers to the President who can nominate a Prime Minister from the majority.Nostradamus goes on to explain why these changes are important: “Congressus niveus domina regnus, Indicus forcus inmicus est. Maurus, Christianus presentum est.” Under the reign of the White lady (Sonia Gandhi?) forces inimical to India have crept in. Madrasas have sprung up everywhere and so have churches that are converting by the thousands, Hindus gurus are jailed and mocked at… As for the foreign diplomatic corps, Nostradamus has this prediction: “Fransiscus ambassadorus, Jeromus Bonnafus, negatum Indus massacrum Sabartinum et supportus Maurus genocidus et accusum Politicum Bharatus Indicus ”.French ambassador Jerome Bonnafont will deny the burning of the Hindus in the Sabarmati Express and accuse the BJP of being fascists.Finally, Nostradamus’ ultimate prophecy: “Aurobindus Ghosus Matre Indica realisum est, Indianum Agus ancientus mortum non est...” Under the BJP’s leadership, Indians will worship again their country as Mother India and Sri Aurobindo’s words will echo: “India of the ages is not dead nor has She spoken Her last creative word. And that which She must seek now to awake, is not an anglicized oriental people, doomed to repeat the cycle of the Occident’s success and failure, but still the ancient immemorial Shakti recovering Her deepest self ”.

I really do not understand why such articles are written. Though I'm supporter of BJP, yet I don't support unauthentic articles. But if it has been printed in The New Indian Express which upholds its integrity then it must have done it with some sort of research into the article. Anyway, quite an interesting article.

What interested me, though I felt it is a bullshit article, is one point in that which always lingered in my mind - Why the hell BJP is in dilemma about whether to go ahead with Hindutva development agenda or not? I'm really sure if it does, then it can form a governement with its own numbers. Problem comes when it has half interest in Hindu form of development. But when I say Hindu form of development, it should definitely not be against any religion or people of any other religion. It should be inclusive growth and never an exclusive one..

Hopeless CNN-IBN's Website...

I'm literally fed-up of this fucking website. Though it looks more rich in content than NDTV's website but CNN fuckers have literally fucked up their website by making it more clear that they are fucking Gold-diggers than really what news channel is supposed to be.

As soon as you open the website, pop-ups cover your main news headlines and also the main content of the website and suppose if you want to close that pop-up and by mistake if you slightly miss your click then be sure to be taken to that particular ad's homepage leaving CNN's website and then you have to come back to CNN's website. Now they have started a more irritating thing called SLIDING page, where the main page starts sliding downwards while the main ad is displayed above. We the fucking readers have to scroll down or else helplessly read the news before it moves below the screen.

Today, I have decided to fuck the website by taking it off my toolbar where I had placed it so that I could easily visit the site. Though I have made the visit to the site easy, website has literally let down as a reader. I think from today onwards I will not be hearing any news from CNN as I'm taking it off my toolbar and due to some problem our cable connection doesn't provide CNN news channel. So, I'm off this fucking news channel. I am virtually writing an epitaph for this news website. Thus I have successfully removed/fucked it up...

Congress eyes Nitish Kumar..

It seems to be taking a interesting turn. How the fuck Congress party decides which party is secular and which party is communal is an interesting area where a researchers can carry out their research. I happen to see this interesting piece of news today in CNN-IBN's website. Is this true?, if it is then Congress party needs some fucking introspection. Please click here to read and understand the news item. Let me then explain what really interested me?

Look at what this fucker Veerappa Moily says "“Nitish Kumar is proving his secular credentials. Varun Gandhi is communal and must be prosecuted. The arms of law are not so short that they cannot take action. Varun is being used as a guinea pig to poison the elections. No one who is interested in India's unity will tolerate this. Nitish Kumar is just adhering to a kind of national ethos,”.

What interested me is the way the Congress Party gives secular certificate to a person or a party. Even if you casually read the above para it is very obvious that Congress party has given a secular certificate to Nitish Kumar just because Nitish Kumar condemned Varun Gandhi. It means that anybody who condemns Varun Gandhi on his recent remarks would be eligible to be called secular. It means that suppose BJP condemns Varun Gandhi tommorrow in front of the media, then is this fucking congress party or Veerappa Moily ready to call BJP secular?. Now if you say that Congress would definitely give fucking other reasons for not calling BJP secular then it becomes quite evident that Congress is more opportunist than any other fucking party.

Now it means that our great Dr.Manmohan Singh who has called Advani as an opportunist definitely needs some introspection to be done. Who the fuck is an opportunist? A party which is ready to tie-up with anyone for the fucking Delhi gaddi or the party which is getting fucked and screwed by every other small party in the name of secularism and communalism. Who the fuck decides who is communal and who is secular?

You are really in trouble, Mr.Sajid Khan!

Yesterday, luck by chance, I got time to watch full telecast of Star-Screen award function. Though I had heard that lot many incidents had taken place in this year's Star-Screen Award (SSA) function, I was really shocked to see the type of incidents that have taken place. And was really happy that I'm fan of Aamir Khan who really doesn't care attending such functions, for no simple and sane reason. For such stupidity of people who conduct such functions and also for stupidity of persons who does anchoring for such functions, Aamir has rightly chosen to stay out of these functions and still confuse the jury, by being brilliant in all spheres, in taking or making a decision of why shouldn't they consider Aamir's performance in his movie that has released in that year. It must be hell of a situation for jury and the hosts, in deciding whether they should consider Aamir or not. In Kannada we have a saying "Bisi thuppa! nungoku manassu barolla, ugiyoku aagolla" meaning "If by chance, you pour a spoon of hot ghee into your mouth (unknowingly, of course), you neither cannot gulp it because it is too hot nor you want to spit it out because it is tasty". This saying really ryhmes well in Kannada. The situation with the hosts and jury is typically like this. They just cannot ignore Aamir because of his every-time-new power packed performance and they would not like to consider Aamir because he just doesn't bother. Great guy, really ah!!!

My question is why the hell the award functions like this cannot really be serious about the way they conduct it. What the fuck they think about the TV viewers. Going by what the fucker Sajid Khan said that he does such stupid monkey acts just to make viewers eyeball stick to Star T.V. continuously to watch the award function. What a fuckingly wrong notion he has? I don't think any of the viewers really enjoy the way their heroes, actors are mocked at so lightly!! Why the fuck Sajid Khan, Farah Khan, Saif Ali Khan and the big fucker Shah rukh khan they don't understand that even a slightest mockery at any of the actors present on the awards night is nothing less than making a mockery at all of their fans watching the show. Naturally fans are hurt even by slightest insult that is being carried out on their respective idols. What I mean is that even if some one, unknowingly also, makes some unnecessary comment on Aamir, I just switch over to some other Channel. I just cannot fuck watch such event which says anything negative about my hero. This is the feeling with many of serious fans. So, I would like to tell the fucker Mr.Sajid Khan that whatever fuckable mischief you do on the podium without giving proper respect to the actors, just like what Mr.Ashutosh Gowariker said, please you fucker don't say that you are doing it for the audience. You do mistakes and say that audience is greater that any fucker Sajid Khan or Asutosh. Yes everybody knows that but do not use it as an excuse for covering up your fucking silly acts.

And your fucking sister Farah Khan shouts at Asutosh that if it had been Oscars, he could have been thrown out of the function hall. I want to tell both of you that if it had been Oscars, it could just not have happened in the first place because they conduct themselves in very much dignified manner without causing any insult to any of the great actors present there.

You fuckers should be careful at least now before you carry out such nasty tasteless acts. I just pity Shreyas Talpade for joining this hopeless Khans' club. He should have joined the other Khan Club which is more sensible.