Thursday, May 07, 2009
Sunday, May 03, 2009
Next Big thing - ZooZoo
I think you already know ZooZoo. Wonderful conceptualization by Ogilvy and Mather for Vodafone. It was long time since we got see wonderful ads. I think Fevicol and Saint Gobain were the last beautiful things which we had seen. Now its ZooZoos. Great work by Rajiv Rao and Nirvana Films - long way to go dear..
Just click on this link for more details: Click Here
Will try to give Youtube video links. It seems there are 30 such commercials. We are eagerly waiting for the next 15 to see on air guys. BINGOoooooooooo!!!
YOU CAN WATCH OTHERS AFTER U FINISH WATCHING THESE...U GET TO SEE OTHER VIDEOS IN THE STRIP AT LAST...
If you want to watch the making of ZooZoo: Click Here
Just click on this link for more details: Click Here
Will try to give Youtube video links. It seems there are 30 such commercials. We are eagerly waiting for the next 15 to see on air guys. BINGOoooooooooo!!!
YOU CAN WATCH OTHERS AFTER U FINISH WATCHING THESE...U GET TO SEE OTHER VIDEOS IN THE STRIP AT LAST...
If you want to watch the making of ZooZoo: Click Here
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Hopeless Rules of T20
Look at the Delhi Dardevils Vs Punjab Lions match today. Merciless rain god has again forced the decision makers to come to conclusion to set the target of 30 runs in 25 balls for Daredevils. Now any asshole would reach this target given 10 wickets in hand.
This is a perfect case of sporty flaw. I think even D/L method lacks this consideration of wickets in hand for the second player. I think it should reduce the number of wickets using some calculation matching the situation. Look at the situation like this
Situation I: 30 runs in 25 balls with 10 wickets in hand would make any asshole finish off without any trouble in few minutes
Situation II: 30 runs in 25 balls with reduced number of wickets to 2 or 3 would make the situation tight for the team playing second and fair for the bowlers. In this situation naturally team playing second will have to think twice before hitting sixes and there are chances for the bowling team to win also.
But in the first case or situation, first team can never win....and that is the difference.
This is a perfect case of sporty flaw. I think even D/L method lacks this consideration of wickets in hand for the second player. I think it should reduce the number of wickets using some calculation matching the situation. Look at the situation like this
Situation I: 30 runs in 25 balls with 10 wickets in hand would make any asshole finish off without any trouble in few minutes
Situation II: 30 runs in 25 balls with reduced number of wickets to 2 or 3 would make the situation tight for the team playing second and fair for the bowlers. In this situation naturally team playing second will have to think twice before hitting sixes and there are chances for the bowling team to win also.
But in the first case or situation, first team can never win....and that is the difference.
Thursday, April 09, 2009
Zardari is right!
Whatever Zardari is saying now is right. Only thing is that it is the first time that someone from Pakistan is saying it openly. This issue was already pointed out by L K Advani in the last session. This is same point which is lingering almost in everybody's mind but everyone is keeping quiet for the implications aftermath. If suppose some leader comes out saying that 26/11 was supported by Indians within India, then it has serious consequences as the allegation means it directly points towards muslims. Blaming Hindus is not a blasphemy in India, any asshole like Karunanidhi can say anything on Rama and still be happy facing the camera with pride for what he says on Rama, does he dare to say the same thing about Allah or Jesus Christ, definitely not since that fucker is not born to his father in simple words he doesn't have guts in his ass to do so; or for that matter M F Hussein can very well paint hindu godess naked and still go scott-free as media and socialists like Mahesh Bhatt, Arundhati Roy (badly eyeing Nobel Peace Prize) support them in the name of freedom of speech and freedom of expression. But when someone uses freedom of speech and freedom of expression against Muslims it is definitely going to be blasphemy.
Congress would be first party to take legal action against you followed by other, as usual, assholes like Lalu and others. Coming back to original point, Zardari is saying that Indians were involved must be true. Any asshole who has the brains can use simple logic that how the hell could they store ammunition which could be sustained for continuous two days that too in a well-known Taj hotel. We cannot be stupid to not accept what Zardari is saying. I fully support him and I think, like me, many others would also support his simple basic logic. It was nicely explained by Thomas L Friedman in his book "The World is Flat" where in he says that no single Indian muslim is involved in any terrorist activity" but further adds to it that "till now (when the book was published) no Indian muslim is involved in any terrorist activity but cannot be said what is in store for the future meaning maybe in future Indian muslim can get involved in terrorist activity". Maybe Thomas L Friedman had forgotten about Mumbai blasts carried out by Dawood Ibrahim - another mother fucker hiding in Pakistan.
Congress would be first party to take legal action against you followed by other, as usual, assholes like Lalu and others. Coming back to original point, Zardari is saying that Indians were involved must be true. Any asshole who has the brains can use simple logic that how the hell could they store ammunition which could be sustained for continuous two days that too in a well-known Taj hotel. We cannot be stupid to not accept what Zardari is saying. I fully support him and I think, like me, many others would also support his simple basic logic. It was nicely explained by Thomas L Friedman in his book "The World is Flat" where in he says that no single Indian muslim is involved in any terrorist activity" but further adds to it that "till now (when the book was published) no Indian muslim is involved in any terrorist activity but cannot be said what is in store for the future meaning maybe in future Indian muslim can get involved in terrorist activity". Maybe Thomas L Friedman had forgotten about Mumbai blasts carried out by Dawood Ibrahim - another mother fucker hiding in Pakistan.
Monday, April 06, 2009
Nostradamus does it again
My friend Sharath, employee of an NGO called MAYA in Bangalore, is right when he says "Have you observed? Nostradamus always predicts only after an event has occurred". Ain't he right?.
Yesterday's article in The New Indian Express by Francois Gautier is one such article though interesting, thought of having it posted in my blog - Nostradamus sees saffron!
"Michel de Nostre-Dame, better known as Nostradamus (1503-1566), was a famous French astrologer whose predictions, which included the assassination of John Fitzgerald Kennedy, have proved infallibly accurate.Last month, unpublished manuscripts of Nostradamus have been discovered (and authenticated) in an old trunk in the French city of Lyon.Curiously, there are two full pages, which deal at length with India, particularly with the Bharatiya Janata Party and the forthcoming elections.We are giving here the first words in Latin, the language which he used, along with a rough translation in English.“Politicus Bharatus Janatus Indicus veni grandus est para Indus cognisant Indica tum est… ” The BJP will represent the aspirations of the Hindus, the overwhelming majority of India.He goes on to explain who are the Hindus: “Indus terrum nostrum grandus homo manus onum unus familium planetum est. Indicus pax pacis terra est ferrum tempus…” They will be the most tolerant people, even in the Age of Iron, because they will still accept that God may manifest Himself at different times under different names, using different scriptures. Hence all persecuted people throughout the ages, will always found refuge in India, where they will practice their religion in peace.Then Nostradamus makes his first prediction: “Indus cursum est trahisum nostrum est… Politicum Bharatus Indicus trahisum est…” But the curse of the Hindus will always be disunity and they will betray each other to the enemy again and again. One day, some of the highest bearers of the BJP party will not even say hello to each other.Next, another prophecy: “Politicus Bharatus Janatus Indicus tri pillarus est, Vajpayum, Advanum et Murlum Joshum Kashmirum drapus levus. Vajpayum maladum est…” The BJP will have three pillars: AB Vajpayee, LK Advani and Murli Manohar Joshi. As eventually, Vajpayee will no longer have an active life, Advani will become the leader. MM Joshi, who hoisted the Indian flag in Srinagar, will be his number two.He goes on: Narendrum Modum supremus chefum, ironus manus est et economicum grandum est…” Narendra Modi in between will raise himself as a national figure, not only because he is an iron man, but also because he has made of his state a model of economic efficiency.Then comes another forecast, which Nostradamus may have got wrong: “Duo millenum novo, Jesus Christum postum, Advanum racontum narrates est Joshum grandus princeps est et Modum dux ducis rector est, sixtum legatus est…” In 2009 AD, Advani will announce that if his party is elected, MM Joshi will be made External Affairs Minister and Narendra Modi, Home Minister. Then the party will gain an extra 50 seats.Nostradamus is not done. It goes on: “Politicus Bharatus Janatus Indicus prnonuncio Ramum templum et Christanium consto est et gurum defendo est, kashmirum macto est…” The BJP will also make it known that it will build the Ram Mandir, protect temples, stop conversions and keep Kashmir for India.Michel has also some forecast about foreign policy: Chinum pugna est, Tibetum sanctum est, proctectiorum, amen ; pakistanus attakum est et ereptor latrunculus iugolo, caido.The BJP will reaffirm its commitment to eastern states (he probably meant Arunachal Pradesh), stand-up to China’s bullying, and support Tibet to counteract Beijing which is propping-up Maoist Nepal. It will swiftly punish Pakistan next time it attacks India by proxy.However, added Senor Nostradamus: “Politicus Bharatus Janatus Indicus comes, comitus amicus desertus est congressus victis .” The allies of the BJP will be deserting the boat as they think (the Congress) will win. But if the BJP stands true to the aspirations of its Hindu voters, it can come on its own at the Center.Why? “Independantum Blancum copium est; necessarus changum indianus cumum facus est”… As India has heavily borrowed from the White Man (British?) at Independence, it will become necessary to “Indianise” the nation so that it may manifest again its true unique soul.What is it? “Lex legis mutation, presidentum auctorita dato est, confuto desisto lex legis…” Introduce a common civil code, repeal false laws (article 370?), reform the Judiciary, change to a Parliamentary system, which will give true powers to the President who can nominate a Prime Minister from the majority.Nostradamus goes on to explain why these changes are important: “Congressus niveus domina regnus, Indicus forcus inmicus est. Maurus, Christianus presentum est.” Under the reign of the White lady (Sonia Gandhi?) forces inimical to India have crept in. Madrasas have sprung up everywhere and so have churches that are converting by the thousands, Hindus gurus are jailed and mocked at… As for the foreign diplomatic corps, Nostradamus has this prediction: “Fransiscus ambassadorus, Jeromus Bonnafus, negatum Indus massacrum Sabartinum et supportus Maurus genocidus et accusum Politicum Bharatus Indicus ”.French ambassador Jerome Bonnafont will deny the burning of the Hindus in the Sabarmati Express and accuse the BJP of being fascists.Finally, Nostradamus’ ultimate prophecy: “Aurobindus Ghosus Matre Indica realisum est, Indianum Agus ancientus mortum non est...” Under the BJP’s leadership, Indians will worship again their country as Mother India and Sri Aurobindo’s words will echo: “India of the ages is not dead nor has She spoken Her last creative word. And that which She must seek now to awake, is not an anglicized oriental people, doomed to repeat the cycle of the Occident’s success and failure, but still the ancient immemorial Shakti recovering Her deepest self ”.
Yesterday's article in The New Indian Express by Francois Gautier is one such article though interesting, thought of having it posted in my blog - Nostradamus sees saffron!
"Michel de Nostre-Dame, better known as Nostradamus (1503-1566), was a famous French astrologer whose predictions, which included the assassination of John Fitzgerald Kennedy, have proved infallibly accurate.Last month, unpublished manuscripts of Nostradamus have been discovered (and authenticated) in an old trunk in the French city of Lyon.Curiously, there are two full pages, which deal at length with India, particularly with the Bharatiya Janata Party and the forthcoming elections.We are giving here the first words in Latin, the language which he used, along with a rough translation in English.“Politicus Bharatus Janatus Indicus veni grandus est para Indus cognisant Indica tum est… ” The BJP will represent the aspirations of the Hindus, the overwhelming majority of India.He goes on to explain who are the Hindus: “Indus terrum nostrum grandus homo manus onum unus familium planetum est. Indicus pax pacis terra est ferrum tempus…” They will be the most tolerant people, even in the Age of Iron, because they will still accept that God may manifest Himself at different times under different names, using different scriptures. Hence all persecuted people throughout the ages, will always found refuge in India, where they will practice their religion in peace.Then Nostradamus makes his first prediction: “Indus cursum est trahisum nostrum est… Politicum Bharatus Indicus trahisum est…” But the curse of the Hindus will always be disunity and they will betray each other to the enemy again and again. One day, some of the highest bearers of the BJP party will not even say hello to each other.Next, another prophecy: “Politicus Bharatus Janatus Indicus tri pillarus est, Vajpayum, Advanum et Murlum Joshum Kashmirum drapus levus. Vajpayum maladum est…” The BJP will have three pillars: AB Vajpayee, LK Advani and Murli Manohar Joshi. As eventually, Vajpayee will no longer have an active life, Advani will become the leader. MM Joshi, who hoisted the Indian flag in Srinagar, will be his number two.He goes on: Narendrum Modum supremus chefum, ironus manus est et economicum grandum est…” Narendra Modi in between will raise himself as a national figure, not only because he is an iron man, but also because he has made of his state a model of economic efficiency.Then comes another forecast, which Nostradamus may have got wrong: “Duo millenum novo, Jesus Christum postum, Advanum racontum narrates est Joshum grandus princeps est et Modum dux ducis rector est, sixtum legatus est…” In 2009 AD, Advani will announce that if his party is elected, MM Joshi will be made External Affairs Minister and Narendra Modi, Home Minister. Then the party will gain an extra 50 seats.Nostradamus is not done. It goes on: “Politicus Bharatus Janatus Indicus prnonuncio Ramum templum et Christanium consto est et gurum defendo est, kashmirum macto est…” The BJP will also make it known that it will build the Ram Mandir, protect temples, stop conversions and keep Kashmir for India.Michel has also some forecast about foreign policy: Chinum pugna est, Tibetum sanctum est, proctectiorum, amen ; pakistanus attakum est et ereptor latrunculus iugolo, caido.The BJP will reaffirm its commitment to eastern states (he probably meant Arunachal Pradesh), stand-up to China’s bullying, and support Tibet to counteract Beijing which is propping-up Maoist Nepal. It will swiftly punish Pakistan next time it attacks India by proxy.However, added Senor Nostradamus: “Politicus Bharatus Janatus Indicus comes, comitus amicus desertus est congressus victis .” The allies of the BJP will be deserting the boat as they think (the Congress) will win. But if the BJP stands true to the aspirations of its Hindu voters, it can come on its own at the Center.Why? “Independantum Blancum copium est; necessarus changum indianus cumum facus est”… As India has heavily borrowed from the White Man (British?) at Independence, it will become necessary to “Indianise” the nation so that it may manifest again its true unique soul.What is it? “Lex legis mutation, presidentum auctorita dato est, confuto desisto lex legis…” Introduce a common civil code, repeal false laws (article 370?), reform the Judiciary, change to a Parliamentary system, which will give true powers to the President who can nominate a Prime Minister from the majority.Nostradamus goes on to explain why these changes are important: “Congressus niveus domina regnus, Indicus forcus inmicus est. Maurus, Christianus presentum est.” Under the reign of the White lady (Sonia Gandhi?) forces inimical to India have crept in. Madrasas have sprung up everywhere and so have churches that are converting by the thousands, Hindus gurus are jailed and mocked at… As for the foreign diplomatic corps, Nostradamus has this prediction: “Fransiscus ambassadorus, Jeromus Bonnafus, negatum Indus massacrum Sabartinum et supportus Maurus genocidus et accusum Politicum Bharatus Indicus ”.French ambassador Jerome Bonnafont will deny the burning of the Hindus in the Sabarmati Express and accuse the BJP of being fascists.Finally, Nostradamus’ ultimate prophecy: “Aurobindus Ghosus Matre Indica realisum est, Indianum Agus ancientus mortum non est...” Under the BJP’s leadership, Indians will worship again their country as Mother India and Sri Aurobindo’s words will echo: “India of the ages is not dead nor has She spoken Her last creative word. And that which She must seek now to awake, is not an anglicized oriental people, doomed to repeat the cycle of the Occident’s success and failure, but still the ancient immemorial Shakti recovering Her deepest self ”.
I really do not understand why such articles are written. Though I'm supporter of BJP, yet I don't support unauthentic articles. But if it has been printed in The New Indian Express which upholds its integrity then it must have done it with some sort of research into the article. Anyway, quite an interesting article.
What interested me, though I felt it is a bullshit article, is one point in that which always lingered in my mind - Why the hell BJP is in dilemma about whether to go ahead with Hindutva development agenda or not? I'm really sure if it does, then it can form a governement with its own numbers. Problem comes when it has half interest in Hindu form of development. But when I say Hindu form of development, it should definitely not be against any religion or people of any other religion. It should be inclusive growth and never an exclusive one..
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Hopeless CNN-IBN's Website...
I'm literally fed-up of this fucking website. Though it looks more rich in content than NDTV's website but CNN fuckers have literally fucked up their website by making it more clear that they are fucking Gold-diggers than really what news channel is supposed to be.
As soon as you open the website, pop-ups cover your main news headlines and also the main content of the website and suppose if you want to close that pop-up and by mistake if you slightly miss your click then be sure to be taken to that particular ad's homepage leaving CNN's website and then you have to come back to CNN's website. Now they have started a more irritating thing called SLIDING page, where the main page starts sliding downwards while the main ad is displayed above. We the fucking readers have to scroll down or else helplessly read the news before it moves below the screen.
Today, I have decided to fuck the website by taking it off my toolbar where I had placed it so that I could easily visit the site. Though I have made the visit to the site easy, website has literally let down as a reader. I think from today onwards I will not be hearing any news from CNN as I'm taking it off my toolbar and due to some problem our cable connection doesn't provide CNN news channel. So, I'm off this fucking news channel. I am virtually writing an epitaph for this news website. Thus I have successfully removed/fucked it up...
As soon as you open the website, pop-ups cover your main news headlines and also the main content of the website and suppose if you want to close that pop-up and by mistake if you slightly miss your click then be sure to be taken to that particular ad's homepage leaving CNN's website and then you have to come back to CNN's website. Now they have started a more irritating thing called SLIDING page, where the main page starts sliding downwards while the main ad is displayed above. We the fucking readers have to scroll down or else helplessly read the news before it moves below the screen.
Today, I have decided to fuck the website by taking it off my toolbar where I had placed it so that I could easily visit the site. Though I have made the visit to the site easy, website has literally let down as a reader. I think from today onwards I will not be hearing any news from CNN as I'm taking it off my toolbar and due to some problem our cable connection doesn't provide CNN news channel. So, I'm off this fucking news channel. I am virtually writing an epitaph for this news website. Thus I have successfully removed/fucked it up...
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Congress eyes Nitish Kumar..
It seems to be taking a interesting turn. How the fuck Congress party decides which party is secular and which party is communal is an interesting area where a researchers can carry out their research. I happen to see this interesting piece of news today in CNN-IBN's website. Is this true?, if it is then Congress party needs some fucking introspection. Please click here to read and understand the news item. Let me then explain what really interested me?
Look at what this fucker Veerappa Moily says "“Nitish Kumar is proving his secular credentials. Varun Gandhi is communal and must be prosecuted. The arms of law are not so short that they cannot take action. Varun is being used as a guinea pig to poison the elections. No one who is interested in India's unity will tolerate this. Nitish Kumar is just adhering to a kind of national ethos,”.
What interested me is the way the Congress Party gives secular certificate to a person or a party. Even if you casually read the above para it is very obvious that Congress party has given a secular certificate to Nitish Kumar just because Nitish Kumar condemned Varun Gandhi. It means that anybody who condemns Varun Gandhi on his recent remarks would be eligible to be called secular. It means that suppose BJP condemns Varun Gandhi tommorrow in front of the media, then is this fucking congress party or Veerappa Moily ready to call BJP secular?. Now if you say that Congress would definitely give fucking other reasons for not calling BJP secular then it becomes quite evident that Congress is more opportunist than any other fucking party.
Now it means that our great Dr.Manmohan Singh who has called Advani as an opportunist definitely needs some introspection to be done. Who the fuck is an opportunist? A party which is ready to tie-up with anyone for the fucking Delhi gaddi or the party which is getting fucked and screwed by every other small party in the name of secularism and communalism. Who the fuck decides who is communal and who is secular?
Look at what this fucker Veerappa Moily says "“Nitish Kumar is proving his secular credentials. Varun Gandhi is communal and must be prosecuted. The arms of law are not so short that they cannot take action. Varun is being used as a guinea pig to poison the elections. No one who is interested in India's unity will tolerate this. Nitish Kumar is just adhering to a kind of national ethos,”.
What interested me is the way the Congress Party gives secular certificate to a person or a party. Even if you casually read the above para it is very obvious that Congress party has given a secular certificate to Nitish Kumar just because Nitish Kumar condemned Varun Gandhi. It means that anybody who condemns Varun Gandhi on his recent remarks would be eligible to be called secular. It means that suppose BJP condemns Varun Gandhi tommorrow in front of the media, then is this fucking congress party or Veerappa Moily ready to call BJP secular?. Now if you say that Congress would definitely give fucking other reasons for not calling BJP secular then it becomes quite evident that Congress is more opportunist than any other fucking party.
Now it means that our great Dr.Manmohan Singh who has called Advani as an opportunist definitely needs some introspection to be done. Who the fuck is an opportunist? A party which is ready to tie-up with anyone for the fucking Delhi gaddi or the party which is getting fucked and screwed by every other small party in the name of secularism and communalism. Who the fuck decides who is communal and who is secular?
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